Analog Abberton Board Short Mens

Were pretty sure those dudes staring in the general direction of your package dont have any ill intentions. Nor do the ladies who continue to swoop in at you like a murder of crows want to take you out for a nice steak dinner followed by coffee upstairs. Theyre staring at the Koby Abberton graffiti graphic on your Analog Board Shorts, and if we could read or didnt have the attention span of a two year old, wed tell you what it said. Instead we say this Not only stylish and calling attention to your bottom half, this short rocks polyester fabric that dries quickly after a swim, a side pocket complete with wax comb, and a satiny interior finish to eliminate chafing. Other than that, determining if the 400 pound dude in the tutu is making eyes at you or reading your shorts is up to you.