Analog Censor Short Mens

You could walk around sporting one of those black squares that hides celebrities privates from magazine readersor perhaps a strategically placed fig leaf. Or you could wear the Analog Mens Censor Shorts. Theyre far less drafty than a flimsy piece of foliage, and their bright plaid pattern is much easier on the eyes than your flabby ass. Analog added an embroidered logo and a metal tag to let peeps know whos keeping you covered.