Analog Melrose Short Mens

The Analog Mens Melrose Short gives you all day comfort while you sit in on your couch with a box of tissues, a case of cheap beer, and seasons one through five of your favorite primetime soap playing on your TV. This cotton short breathes when you work up a sweat watching the constant barrage of adultery, drunken car crashes, incest, arson, and general debauchery. When you meet up with your friends later, the Melrose keeps you secret, only to blackmail you with it later.