Anon AllNighter Sunglasses

When you wake up with an elephant using a jackhammer on your skull hangover after a party that is probably still going on, put on the Anon AllNighter Sunglasses to shade your eyes from the dagger esque light. Then pop the maximum number of ibuprofens possible without overdosing and commence the long hunt for your pants. Thin steel frames and light but tough Decentered lenses almost feel like youre not wearing anything at all which below the waist you arent, and strong hinges withstand impact should you stumble on the floor and smack your face on the kitchen counter on your way down.