Binary Taurus Complete Skateboard

Like an early 90s sedan, the Binary Taurus Complete Skateboard turns your walk of shame into a work of art. This quick, nimble Canadian hardrock maple deck lets you jump over the candle stick and get home before pancakes hit your roommates griddle. Dig your pants out of the sheets, leave some cash on the night stand, and cruise home the Tauruss 18 inch rubber risers that are softer than a pair of cheerleaders on a sleep adjustable mattress.